We were driving last night and saw a painted sign at the side of the road:
"BREEZEWAY SALE"
What??
A breezeway is the narrow area between a house and a detached garage. Sometimes it is enclosed, but still called the breezeway. Usually it is no more than 3 or 4 feet wide.
Why would you call it a Breezeway Sale and not Yard Sale or Garage Sale? Why would you ever HAVE a sale in such a tight location?
I considered driving back with my camera to take a photo of the sign, but then I'd be giving it more attention than it was worth. Plus I was afraid someone would see me taking the photo and drive by saying, "Look at that weenis taking a picture of that dumb sign."
The person who made their yard sale into a "breezeway sale" and created the stupid sign is a WEENIS.
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Or maybe it was a company that makes breezeways? And was advertising them for sale as a lovely addition to any home with a detached garage?
Or am I the weenis now?
And speaking of signs, this reminds of the one that I saw in Orem, Utah, years ago near an area where there was a condominium development going in. The marquee sign read: "Luxury Condoms - Only 4 Remaining - Last Chance - Call 555-1234 for Info." I did take a picture of it (and if I can find it, I'll scan it in and post it.) I just remember thinking, "Only in Utah."
Sometimes, that whole state is a weenis.
I love BIG WEENIS! Keep em' cumming!! You are so naughty!!
**grin**
Ya'll crack me up :)
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