Yes, I said chest.
We went trick or treating to my sister's house, and she made my husband and son trick or treat at her door. I was preoccupied, so I didn't see what they were given until the next day, when I saw my son drooling all over this:
My sister and brother-in-law have 3 daughters, aged 7, 5, and 1. I wonder how much they'll enjoy it when I give their 13 year old daughter a PENIS SUCKER.
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I hope that was supposed to be a joke. WOW.
oh mi gosh. I guess the former slut in me is more of a prude than I'd have ever thought.
hahaha, you so have to do the penis suckers one day. If their mom gets upset, you can just tell her that they're bats. ;-)
Please! It's hilarious. Look at it this way, it'll keep joe out of your bra drawer...
Maybe it's a guy thing, but it's pretty funny!
Wow, grape-flavored boobs.
What'll they think of next?
On second thought, scratch that last question :)
Bishop, in answer to your first scratched question, I hope they come up with grape penis shaped suckers one day, at least in time for my retaliation gift!
Eric, I agree it's funny...but will our sweet sis agree when the tables are turned and I give her precious girls something male to lick?? The giant fight it will generate will probably be worth it!!
Christy, good idea! Bats with balls! ha ha ha.
I want the penis sucker!!!!
So what did your son think/say about the whole thing? Does he like boobs even more now?
La, I knew he was a boob man when we were sitting in Sacrament Meeting when he was 2...he had drawn a whole page of snowmen, and I praised him but I asked, "What's this on their tummies?" He said, "Boobies!"
Every single one of them had perfect boobs drawn in, a circle with a dot in the middle.
Hell yes it will be funny! I'll laugh just as hard at them as I did at you! I love each of my sibling's misery equally. That is just the level of sick humored love that we learned so well from our Mother. You remember the breast pump don't you??? Ha Ha! Besides, I believe that there is a story or two out there about me that you all have shared. If I remember correctly (and I always do) I found out, the night of the raspberry pie, about a dirty dirty little secret that had gone the rounds in the family about me that pales male/female suckers...
Da Horra!
Eric, I'm not in misery over the sucker. I even took a lick right on the nipple of each boob, just to show it wasn't a big deal after all. Just body parts, sheesh!
I wonder how much they'll enjoy it when I give their 13 year old daughter a PENIS SUCKER.
Except that boobs are made to be sucked on, and penises, well, one CAN suck on them, but it's not their purpose in life.
Maybe a better way to get even would be to give your nieces the big tittie suckers and see if your sister minds the suggestion of lesbian pleasure.
So, I told Mom about this & your idea of a penis sucker. I though she was going to pee her pants. Bored Dominatrix, that post is hilarious!
Bored Dom,
Seriously hilarious! I'm gonna have to do that! It's too good! I had to laugh, I saw my son's sucker in his bathroom on the sink last night. He must be SAVORING it!
Eric, does Mom know about my blog? I imagine she will someday, wonder if I should just get it over with and tell her...but then I might not get to post any fun memories in an effort to not hurt her fragile feelings.
Sis,
I FINALLY signed up for this blogging thing... I couldn't resist a response, especially now after reading this. I am laughing so hard (in part because of the whole boob sucker comments plus Eric's comments about Mom's breast pump and the full disclosure the Night of the Pie. Too funny! Honestly I thought one was only going to Dart, so my apologies. And PLEASE no penis suckers for my 13 year olds. This reminded me... Do you remember when I asked Mom "What is a blow job?" Our poor mother.
Tony, welcome!!! Maybe someday you'll post on your blog too! It's very fun to do!
Thanks for your understanding, oh yeah, and the yummy boob suckers I've been enjoying. :)
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