I know this is somewhat late, since Halloween is over, but I have to get this off my chest.
Yes, I said chest.
We went trick or treating to my sister's house, and she made my husband and son trick or treat at her door. I was preoccupied, so I didn't see what they were given until the next day, when I saw my son drooling all over this:
My sister and brother-in-law have 3 daughters, aged 7, 5, and 1. I wonder how much they'll enjoy it when I give their 13 year old daughter a PENIS SUCKER.