November 2, 2006

Weenis of the Week




JON TESTER

Montana is enjoying a serious smear campaign between Jon Tester (D), senate hopeful, and Conrad Burns (R), who has been Senator since 1988. Conrad is also serious weenis material...

Jon's haircut is an embarrassment to the state of Montana. His campaign slogan is "Real Montana. Real Change." That's serious advice right backatcha, Jon. Get a haircut! Why doesn't he just name himself Biff and make it official?

What a weenis.

I'm Sister Mary Lisa and I approve this message.

14 comments:

Christy said...

bwahahaha.... that's some funny shit there. Love it!

Bull said...

Hey, I love flat tops. It's my second choice for my favorite haircut. First choice is shaved, but wifey hates that and flat tops take too much maintenance so I just keep it short.

Sister Mary Lisa said...

I'm sorry to hear that, Bull. Of course to each his own, and if you could see my hair, you might prefer Jon Tester's....

But I still think he's a weenis. A lot of what makes him a weenis is his political smearage on TV, and I know if I knew you, and you had a flat top, I'd like you and you'd never reach weenis status in my book.

Just one of many said...

I hear the chant now...WEENIS, WEENIS!!! Election season seems to reuin November for me!!
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Eight Hour Lunch said...

Yeah, but is he as big a weenis as Orrin Hatch? Scratch that. Orrin Hatch isn't a weenis, he's a constitution-loathing traitor.

Margaret said...

Weenis, is that the latin root of weenie?

Christy said...

"Yeah, but is he as big a weenis as Orrin Hatch? Scratch that. Orrin Hatch isn't a weenis, he's a constitution-loathing traitor."

True dat. I can't decide who is worse, him or Chris Cannon. Just embarrassing.

La said...

I caught John Stewart making fun of Conrad Burns on The Daily Show. I actually thought, "Wow, SML has that as an option for senator? SAD."

:)

montchan said...

Yep, he is a true weenis! Mine is Bill Irwin-Maher.
I meant it was a great idea to have a weenis of the week parade!!!
:-)

Sister Mary Lisa said...

Christy and Doug, do you really think that everyone in every state doesn't feel the same as we do about their politicians? Every politician is a weenis.

Margaret, it actually stems from the Geek I mean Greek word "weenie"!

La, not only do I have Burns as an option for senator, I have HAD HIM AS A SENATOR for 18 years. Seriously.

Montchan, whew! I re-read my comment on your blog and could see how it might look to mean something I didn't mean!!

Bishop Rick said...

Testes has a great haircut!!

Sister Mary Lisa said...

Bishop, I can't believe you just called him Testes. Or can I???

Anonymous said...

Listen, I went to school with Conrad Burns daughter. She was pretty cool, but I am ashamed of her dad over the last 2 years and the sheer lack of integrity there. If he makes it back in, shame on Montana. Mr. Hatch is insufferable as well. WHY NO TERM LIMITS, grrrrr. Oh well, we vote em in and never out, so what can we really complain about other than their hair?

Genilimaa said...

Ha ha, I thought I was about to be educated about American politics and all I got was a haircut...

Loved it! :)