You wrote, "Out with the prickly phallic cactus dilemma, in with a new post!"
That is RICH.
I would hate to cause you to say once again "Hellish limbo, thy name is Wry Catcher", (which made me laugh out loud when I read it, by the way) so I'll tell you that I've got at least three blog posts brewing in this brain of mine, just itchin' to be free. All in good time.
I shall do my best to write one of them tonight. Only because I think you rock.