“On Friday I skipped French class to go to the chorus room to practice my solo with Ethan playing guitar for me. My chorus teacher asked us if we’d be willing to perform it for her class, so we did. Guess what happened?”
“Two girls started crying while I sang.”
“Are you kidding?!”
“Dead serious. They totally sat there crying while I sang "Every Breath You Take" by The Police.”
...A word to the wise: keep your daughters away from my son. He’s a heartbreaker.