I heard this song by Shania Twain this morning and it reminded me of a funny story from when my son was about three or four.
Shania was singing on the radio: "Whose bed have your boots been under?" and I asked my son, "Hey! Whose bed have YOUR boots been under?"
He looked at me with a funny look and said, "I don't GOT no boots, Mom!"
We had a good laugh at that.
Now, I'm afraid to ask him that question.