I have a perverse enough sense of humor that when I saw the menu item "Camel Toes" at the trendy sandwich shop yesterday, I had to order them.
It was hilarious when the waiter brought our food to the table. "And who has the Camel Toes?"
Uh.....that'd be me.
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Was the waiter the same person as your UPS delivery guy?
I hate to ask, but what the hell are Camel Toes? (Or do I even want to know? I mean, if you're going to develop a foot fetish, at least make it the UPS guy, wouldya?)
Um, yuk.
;-)
- wry
NO! What were they????
OMG! I can't believe that, it's awesome!!!
Mark ~ Funny. Poor UPS guy.
Tewkesy ~ camel toe is when a woman wears such tight jeans that a certain area of her physique resembles a camel's toe. Ahem.
Wry & Becca ~ hehehe. It really tasted good. It was made of bread guts (longish sections of bread with no crust, soft and white, with a slab of gyros meat across the bread, sprinkled over with feta cheese, and a cucumber dill sauce to pour over it as desired. Tasty.
Pants ~ come to MT and we can go order more camel toes together, so you can see for yourself I don't make this shit up.
"And we love when our Camel Toes taste good, don't we?"
I wouldn't have thought of all this until it arrived at the table. At that moment I would have chimed in, "Me" and died a thousand embarassments in loud laughter and then not been able to eat it do to said rampant laughter.
That so does not sound tasty.
he he he he he he!! OMG, the visuals are priceless!! ha ha ha
did you see this post on my blog last month?
http://jedsmommy.blogspot.com/2008/04/whaaahaaahaaahaaaaaaa.html
so they're not really camel's toes?
So do the restaurant owners know what a camel toe is and they have a wicked sense of humor or are they clueless?
OH MY GAWD!!!! Hilarious.
So - I come from Sideon's Sanctuary and find Sister Mary Lisa. Thank you, Sid.
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