Woman in Stall #1: So anyway, like, I'm a fucking clean freak, you should probably know.
Woman in Stall #2: Oh good! Me too! That'll help that we both are!!
#1: I mean, like, I'm probably OCD or something. I gotta have it spotless at all times. Seriously. All. The. Time.
#2: Me too! He totally whipped me into shape and now all I want to do is clean. I obsess. Seriously.
#1: Good. That means it should totally work out great then.
#2: Totally. That's so cool!
(They both flush and leave their stalls)
#1: I like totally need to go bra shopping too.
#2: I just need boobs, period.
#1: Oh, that too. I hate bra shopping.
#2: Totally me too.