November 23, 2007

Seven Weird Things ~ Tagged Again

Sumwun tagged me to share seven weird things about myself again...I have to wonder why I'm always tagged on the sharing weirdnesses posts. I have shared more weird things about myself than I care to admit.

1. Every time I get out of my car at the grocery store, I walk away from the car and hit the door lock button on my key thing at least three times. I hear the honk and the headlights flash but I still have to do this three times. Sometimes I even turn around to watch it happen.

2. My pinkie finger on my right hand is as big as my middle finger. It looks unnatural, and I am so self-conscious of it. I have no idea why it's malformed. It kind of makes writing with pens and pencils difficult. Thank goodness it doesn't affect my drawing, though.

3. Watching men's individual figure skating during the Olympics is a real turn-on for me. Am I the only one who thinks those outfits and moves are sexy?

4. I had a Tina Turner hairstyle in 7th grade. I thought she was so beautiful. I often danced to her Private Dancer song alone in my bedroom, but only when my dad was out of town, since he thought she was a tramp and evil.

5. I never pump my own gas. I won't do it. Do you have any idea how many germs are on those pump handles?! Dart finds this a nuisance at times, but I don't care. I will not pump my own gas. He can do it.

6. It never fails ~ every morning when I first wake up, the song from Oklahoma goes through my head: "Oh what a beautiful mooorning, oh what a beautiful day. I've got a wonderful feeeeling, everything's going my way!"

7. I made up all these weird things. None of them are true.



aka madre said...

Hmmm, I wonder which of these are real and which aren't???

It's a mystery..............


J.M. Tewkesbury said...

Excellent! Brilliant. I was believing all of these, especially the one about pumping gas. Definitely should have someone do that for you. Or, you could move to New Jersey or Oregon where it's illegal for consumers to pump their own gas.... Just a thought.

Cele said...

I refuse to pump my gas, and so does Jazzy...nicely the state decided to pass a law backing me up.

Sumwun said...

How invent comical and odd fake weirdness!

I am duly impressed! And hey, if everyone refused to pump gas, maybe there would be alternative energy!

wry catcher said...

God, I wish it woulda occurred to me to just lie about how weird I am. The truth is far worse.

Nice list.

Floating in the Milk said...

That's one of the coolest weird things lists I've ever read. So clever.

JulieAnn Henneman said...

He he he heh nice one.

Melliferous Pants said...

I'm slightly disappointed that you didn't have a Tina Turner haircut. Though I'm sure you did dance to Private Dancer when your dad was out of town. I know I did! I loved to sing at the top of my lungs...

What's love got to do, got to do with it? What's love, but a second hand emotion?

My mom didn't like that so much.

Sideon said...

Tina Turner? Private Dancer? **grin** I was naive and innocent and didn't know what Private Dancer was all about.

My favorite of hers is "We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome)". Love that song.

Anonymous said...

You had me going...of course that doesn't take much.

Notonlyamom said...

I won't flush a public toilet unless it is with my foot! Now let's hear your TRUE list of weird!!

Jer said...

God you're weird for making up weird things about yourself. ;D

Sister Mary Lisa said...

Madre ~ I told you. They are ALL made up (well, except the last one where I admitted they were).

Tewkes ~ LOL. I pump my OWN gas, thankyouverymuch.

Cele ~ that makes me laugh. When Jazzy told me that, I was astounded. No way.

Sumwun ~ alternate energy is a good idea, truly. Someday we'll all reminisce about how we used to pump that smelly, scary GAS.

Wry ~ I don't know if I should be proud I'm a liar...hmmmmmm.

FITM ~ thanks. I have done weird things about myself so much that I am running out...(of things I'm willing to admit publicly, anyway).

JA ~ I love cracking you up.

Pants ~ While I duly admit I never danced to Tina Turner, I will not admit whether or not I secretly wanted to be a Solid Gold Dancer. Nope. Won't admit a thing. You can't make me tell.

Sid ~ did you really just call yourself naive and innocent???

AZ ~ hehehehe.

Notonlyamom ~ I done shared 'em all. Look in the archives, baby.

Jer ~ don't deny you think my weirdness rocks.