November 7, 2007

feeling magnanimous

The huge spider crawling across my office floor (that resembles a gray crab with a huge butt) has no idea how lucky he is I'm going to Paris within 24 hours!

I'm just too happy to kill anything right now. Instead I let him crawl onto a piece of paper and then I carried the paper outside and let him live.

I should go to Paris more often! It makes me a nice guy.

10 comments:

girlsnap said...

It wasn't a he. It was a she.

And because you've allowed that despicable arachnid to live, she's going to go breed with Himalayan Frisbee-back spiders (they're huge) and infest your home with their gazillions of creepy-crawly, venom-filled offspring.

Just kidding. I'm sure he's harmless, and sterile.

La said...

:) I always let spiders live! I was so happy for that little spider that you graciously relocated.

Paris??? LUCKY!

Bishop Rick said...

Magnanimous?

Sounds like like a penile enlargement product.

Genilimaa said...

See you at Gare du Nord in less than 24 hours!

Rory Kearn said...

Not a big fan of the spider. Have a great time in Paris. I was thinking of going there with my boyfriend in February. I'll check back in with you and see how it was.

Freckle Face Girl said...

You are probably gone already, but I wanted to say HAVE A NICE TRIP! Bring back lots of interesting experiences for us!

J.M. Tewkesbury said...

That is magnanimous. I HATE spiders. H.A.T.E. T.H.E.M. Squished and flushed, that's the only kind of spider for me.

I'm gonna end up with bad karma in the next life, huh?

Have fun in Paris. Call me from Dulles, if you have time.

Regina Filangi said...

I hope you have fun in Paris!! You lucky girl!!

Sideon said...

I take spiders outside, too. There was a black widow near by the front doorway a few weeks back, but since it was already outside I let it be.

I'm so jazzed for you, SML - you'll have a fantastic time with wonderful people and I don't mind sayin' I'm wishin' I was goin'. Can the next gathering be "women AND gay guys only"?? :)

Ascore said...

You're a saint.... Spiders are cute